Posted by: nastypen | September 20, 2007

¿Quién es su Papi?*

I don’t think even Manny Pacquiao has the guts to do this. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Golden Boy Oscar de la Hoya!!!!

On second thought please don’t make Manny Pacquaio do drag. I don’t think I am ready for that grizzly vision of hyper-femininity. It’ll be the sign of the apocalypse.

Check out the rest of the hotness that is Oscar in fishnet here, here, here, or even here. Somebody’s been drinking…at least he knows how to pose and work it like a pro.

(*Who’s your daddy?)

Well, well, well, photshopped!!!! Ahahahah. Here’s a statement:

When pics of pint-size pugilist Oscar De La Hoya started circulating around the Web, we smelled a rat. Now De La Hoya’s agent at CAA, Jack Tiernan, confirms as much.
“They’re completely manufactured,” Tiernan tells Radar. “The pictures have been manipulated or manufactured, and the matter has been referred to his attorney.” Tiernan says De La Hoya’s attorney had spoken with the fighter, who said as much.
Calls to Stephen Espinoza, the attorney, were not immediately returned.

Also not immediately returned, messages to X17, the paparazzi agency that may well have been duped. The caption beneath the photos on X17’s blog states: “Yes, people, this is the tough guy, champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya, all prettied up for the camera! Wonder what his wife Millie will say when she sees these!”

The whole thing comes in the wake of a bet De La Hoya had previously made with Sugar Ray Leonard over a minor fight in which the loser would then handle ring card girl duties during the subsequent main event. The fight was postponed.

There are really talented people out there with photoshop. Are these really manufactured? I haven’t my glasses on. If these were indeed manufactured, whoever did this has massive time on his/her hands and is terrific with photoshop and just so happens to have a stash of de la hoya pictures with conveniently similar head angles.  Now, de la Hoya has “no comment” about the pics and the paparazzi agency is standing by the story.  Whatevs!

But that’s not the point. The pictures ARE hilarious.


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