I watched the first screening of Indiana Jones. Is it a good sign when somebody in the audience snored so loudly during most of the film?
Did I enjoy it? It was ok. Typical Hollywood fare. I enjoyed the cup of Dairy Queen Blizzard.
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Why does George Lucas even bother? Shouldn’t he just be happy rolling about in the cash he raked in all these years? Thank goodness Steven Spielberg did not disappoint.
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Cate Blanchett. I love you. You are the only reason I woke up early today. That image of the fire ant between your knees will be indelible.
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Hands down. The best opening sequence in Indiana Jones filmography is Kate Capshaw singing Anything Goes in the Temple of Doom.
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David Cook won American Idol. I’m still hoping there was a massive mistake and that Elliot Yamin is the real winner for that season.
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I didn’t watch the American Idol Finale. I trusted my friends to text me their exultation of the win. I watched The Tudors instead. I can’t wait. Only two more episodes left before the season ends. English history in a soap opera format trumps talent shows in my sphere.
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Harrison Ford is as old as my father. My father died nine years ago. Will there be an Indiana Jones 5: Adventures in the Afterlife?
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Batman Now! Batman Now! Batman Now! Batman Now!
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