Tagged by Jher….ergo answer away!!!!
- Name of the person who made you laugh last night? Oh no….I didn’t laugh last night!
- What were you doing at 0800? Snoring.
- What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Defecating.
- What happened to you in 2006? I got tired of a cubicled existence and was screaming from the inside.
- What was the last thing you said out loud? 15 minutes ago at the Cebu Waterfront Hotel parking lot. I sang “One Day More” from Les Miserables.
- How many beverages did you have today? Green tea.
- What color is your hairbrush? Black….
- What was the last thing you paid for? White Chocolate Bailey’s cake
- Where were you last night? Home…in my parents; creepy room editing a short film
- What color is your front door? Puke blue.
- Where do you keep your change? In what used to be a white canvass purse with a painting of a smiling sun….now it’s grey.
- What’s the weather like today? Searing hot.
- What’s the best ice cream flavor? Double dutch and malteasers.
- What excited you? the prospect of eating out
- Do you want to cut your hair? I want a mohawk but I don’t think the higher-ups in UP Manila would appreciate that look from a member of their faculty.
- Are you over the age of 25? Oh yes! Thankfully over that age!
- Do you talk a lot? Why do you think I ended up teaching?
- Do you watch the O.C.? I have good taste, so, no, I don’t…
- Do you know anyone named Steven? No. Does this make me less human?
- Do you make up your own words? Yes. I once said at a story conference for a newspaper “We should make ligwak this photo….so ugly.”
- Are you a jealous person? As opposed to envious?
- Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. ALBERT!!!!
- Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. KRISSI!!!!
- Who’s the first person on your received call list? Birdie…sounded jet lagged from Dubai!
- What does the last text message you received say? “Put antibiotics. I’m at a meeting.”
- Do you chew your straw? No, but once I used to make curls with those old straws from McDo Philcoa.
- Do you have curly hair? Yes. My hair does not grow long, it grows thick.
- Who’s the rudest person in your life? My aunt who is so nasty that she has fangs in her desert vagina.
- What was the last thing you ate? Seafood pasta.
- Will you get married in the future? Am married already.
- Where’s the next place you’re going to? Back to Manila.
- What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? Sergei Eisenstein’s Battleship Potemkin.
- When was the last time you did the dishes? Oh God, I honestly don’t remember because I’m so bloody useless at home. I’m lazy that way. When I start doing household chores, that means I’m possessed…and the title of that film shall be The Domestication of Emily Rose.
- Are you currently depressed? I’m saddened by my answer in question #33.
- Did you cry today? A tear fell from an irritated eye. Does that count?
- Why did you answer this? I was tagged and I would rather answer this than blog at length for now.
I tag anyone who cares to read this and would want to answer these questions in their respective blogs.
